This Friday, Denver politicians get to see a gen-u-ine space alien on infrared video footage. At least according to Denver resident Jeff Peckman, who is also pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to prepare residents for dealing with visitors from beyond. He’s bringing the footage as evidence they exist, and to embarrass Coloradoans.
The rest of us have to wait for a documentary including the footage to be released. Generally speaking earthshaking footage of such calamitous magnitude is usually released to the public, wouldn’t you think? Apparently not.
“It shows an extraterrestrial’s head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that’s visible through an infrared camera,” he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.
In a statement, Peckman said “other related credible evidence” proving aliens exist will be shown at Friday’s news conference, too.
I can barely wait to see the alien equivalent of the window-peeping scene from Animal House. Then again, maybe it was a cannibal creature that escaped from the catacombs beneath Denver airport. Yeah, built in 1995, apparently it is a plot for the British Crown to bankrupt America, and also where the aliens are kept, when unsuspecting tourists aren’t fed to them. It’s all told in murals, since Illuminati conspirators can’t help but secretly document their nefarious plots in rebus form.
Well, it certainly is some creepy shit.