A-Z

Blog Cabins came up with an amusing alphabet meme- your A-Z of movies. Here’s mine.

A is for Airplane!, who fell down the stairs
B is for Birdy, assaulted by bears
C is for Chinatown, who wasted away
D is for Dark Star, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Eyes Wide Shut who choked on a peach
F is for Forbidden Zone, sucked dry by a leech
G is for Ghost World, smothered under a rug
H is for Harvey, done in by a thug
I is for The Iron Giant, who drowned in a lake
J is for Jacob’s Ladder, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kiss Me Deadly, who was struck with an axe
L is for The Limey, who swallowed some tacks
M is for The Muppet Movie who was swept out to sea
N is for The Night of the Hunter who died of ennui
O is for Orgazmo run through with an awl
P is for Popeye tramped flat in a brawl
Q is for The Quiet Man who sank in a mire
R is for Ronin consumed by a fire
S is for Swept Away… by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August who perished of fits
T is for Titus who flew into bits
U is for Unbreakable who slipped down a drain
V is for Les Visiteurs squashed under a train
W is for WarGames embedded in ice
X is for Xanadu devoured by mice
Y is for Yojimbo whose head was knocked in
Z is for Zardoz, who drank too much gin

apologies to the late Edward Gorey