Today I’ve reached that milestone… not sweet 16, far from it. Not even 33, the Rolling Rock year… no, today is my .44 magnumth birthday! And while I won’t drink a magnum of champagne or shave my mustache into a Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. lip broom, I am proud to announce the release of a new collection. My funniest, most twisted stories- from pulp and crime capers to spoofs, apocalypse, and Brown Sugar Brookdale, my Shaft-meets-Billy Jack biker kung fu bad-ass!
My newest story collection includes a tribute to Elmore Leonard, where a computer nerd and an Island barmaid race against the mob; a shifty construction foreman encounters zombies and sex dungeons in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy; visitors review the Overlook hotel from THE SHINING; a psychotic virus hunter plans to unleash apocalypse during the panic of 2012; a kid who hides in the woods to scare urban legend hunters gets a surprise of his own, and eight more twisted, dark and funny tales.
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These stories have never been collected before, and includes “Pope Lick Nuisance,” a new story that’s never been published. Kick off your summer with some laughs and squirms, and Get Plucked!